1、再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
2、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
3、A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.
4、One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.
5、“Hard work never kills anybody.” But why take the risk？ “
6、每個成功男人的背後都有一個女人，每個不成功男人的背後都有兩個女人。
7、諸葛亮出山前，也沒帶過兵！憑啥我就要工作經驗？
8、Tang Monk/Tang priest， don't you know piggy is more valuable than you？
9、兩個人的狀態是不穩定的，三個人才是！
10、If you acts on impulse， you have passions in life， if you always acts on impulse， you don't know what life is.
11、“現在的夢想決定着你的將來”，所以還是再睡一會吧。
12、如果你看到面前的陰影，別怕，那是因為你的背後有陽光……
13、要節約用水，儘量和女友一起洗澡。
14、Tang Monk/Tang priest， don't you know piggy is more valuable than you？ （The pilgrimage to the West）
15、When two's company， three's the result！
16、The wise never marry， And when they marry they become otherwise.
17、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
18、鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。
19、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
20、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
21、Every man should marry. After all， happiness is not the only thing in life.
22、每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
23、懷才就像懷孕，時間長了才能看出來。
24、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.
25、聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
26、學的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多；忘記的越多， 忘記的越多；知道的越少，為什麼學來着？
27、If you saw the dark in front of you， dont be afriad， that's because sunshine is at your back.
28、Money is not everything There's Mastercard Visa
29、個臭皮匠，頂個諸葛亮。
30、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
31、Before Liang Zhuge coming out， he didnt have experience in leading the army！ why i should have experience when look for a job？
32、學的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多；忘記的越多， 忘記的越多；知道的越少， 為什麼學來着？！
33、Behind every successful man， there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man， there are two.
34、不要等明天交不上差再找藉口， 今天就要找好。
35、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
36、工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着別人工作。
37、Love the neighbor But don't get caught
38、One should love animals They are so tasty
39、The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn't be insisted on， give up something that shouldn't be given up
40、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
41、要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
42、The more you learn， the more you know， The more you know， the more you forget. The more you forget， the less you know. So why bother to learn.
43、Save water Shower with your girlfriend
44、Having knowledge likes having pregnant， it takes times to be awareness.
45、神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。
46、應該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。
47、服飾就象鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動，但並不妨礙你盡情地觀看。
48、Mom said you'd better not miss two things ， the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.
49、愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
50、好的愛情是你透過一個男人看到世界，壞的愛情是你為了一個人捨棄世界……
51、“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
52、大師兄，你知道嗎？二師兄的肉現在比師傅的都貴了。
53、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
54、努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。
55、後排座位上的小孩會生出意外， 後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
56、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
57、Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind？
58、成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯繫）。
59、好的愛情是你透過一個男人看到世界，壞的愛情是你為了一個人捨棄世界。
60、媽媽説人最好不要錯過兩樣東西，最後一班回家的車和一個深愛你的人。
61、我問一個在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死後，你的墓誌銘打算寫點啥？”他説：“我解決了住房問題！”
62、“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours！ “
63、一天看到一位大媽在燒紙，邊燒邊嘟囔着：收到了全都買基金吧~~
64、Themore you learn， the more you know， The more you know， the more youforget. The more you forget， the less you know. So why bother to learn.
65、還能衝動，表示你還對生活有激情，總是衝動，表示你還不懂生活。
